BroCoached
coming soon to iOS and Android
Lift heavy.Eat right.Get roasted.
BroCoached is a training, nutrition and supplement app for people who lift. BRO writes your program, sets your macros from your own stats, and tracks every set, meal and dose you log. He has opinions about all of it.
Get notified when it drops.
One email when the doors open. That is it.
Currently in private testing with a small group of lifters.
the coach
Tell him. It happens.
BRO is not a chatbot bolted on the side. He writes programs, logs meals and moves your training days, and every change he makes comes with an inline card you can undo.
training
Programs with a spine.
Push pull legs, upper lower, bro split. BRO builds your week around how you actually train and what you actually lift. Log sets as you go, and when a rep is a PR he is the first one yelling.
Back squat
fuel
Log a meal four ways.
Every one of them lands as real macros against your day. Meal prep Sunday or 2 am shawarma, there is a fast way to log it.
search
Search it.
A real food library with the macros already right. Type three letters, tap the match, logged before your rest timer runs out.
barcode
Scan the barcode.
Point the camera at the pack. BRO pulls the product and its numbers straight off the database. Works on the protein powder and on the ice cream. He logs both, mostly without comment.
Found: whey protein isolate, 30 g scoop.
27p 1c 0.5f
label
Shoot the label.
No barcode? Photograph the nutrition label instead. BRO reads it, checks the numbers actually add up, and logs it.
Nutrition facts
per 100 g
snap
Snap the plate.
Photograph the food itself. BRO names what is on the plate, matches each thing to a real entry, and estimates honestly when he is not sure.
Hands full? Tell him in the chat and he logs the lot.
stack
Your stack, on schedule.
Creatine, caffeine, whatever you run. BRO times every dose around your training and nags exactly as hard as you ask him to.
the registers
Three registers. Same coach.
Chilled, bro, or unhinged. Flip the dial and hear how he calls your last set.
Last set. Three reps between you and the good kind of sore. Move.
And when you want quiet, he goes quiet. Every feature works manually, so the app is fully usable without him.
Be first through the door.
BroCoached is in private testing now and launching on iOS and Android. The waitlist is how you hear the moment it opens. Bring your own chalk.